School Closing
Report Cards
Everyone.
I understand that you might be nervous about your report cards,
but your teacher
believes in non-reporting, so I won't be giving you your reports.
Thanks to Anonymous @ >>10390749 for the script!
Also, for the love of Christ, please someone else pick up this series!
What are you talking about!
Let me hand them out first.
It's all blackened.
I can't read anything.
It's a non-report card.
Since over 80% of this class
doesn't actually want to find out their grades anyway, right?
Non-report agreed!
Agreed!
I agree as well.
Me too.
Wait,
you too?
It's a predictable response.
To begin with,
there's nothing good about things that are reported.
I'm in despair!
This society that tries to make everything known has left me in despair!
If I have the right to know,
I also have the right to not know!
This is
a pudding that I used to enjoy eating.
Is it called the flaunting of information?
Or is it called the burden of knowledge?
What's a gelating agent?
What's an emulsifier?
What's a dextrine?
If I hadn't known, I could've enjoyed it peacefully.
I wanted the ingredients to be non-reported!
Furthermore,
The Tokyo Danger Grounds.
Ever since I saw this map of death,
I'm too scared to go anywhere.
When you thought you bought an item for cheap,
but then learn that it's sold for even less, you despair,
Your parents' annual income,
or your girlfriend's ex-boyfriends,
you didn't want to know, right?
Me?
This world is full of things you don't want to know!
I ask that these things remain non-reported!
Because it's painful to know.
That's right.
Now is the time to establish non-reporting for yourself.
I see.
Then my uncle had established non-reporting for himself.
It's just a cold.
Our family knew the truth,
but we never told it to my uncle.
That was an establishment of non-reporting.
What was non-reported?
No, wait,
you don't have to say.
Now that I think about it,
the couple that lives next door to us had a non-reported marriage.
They've lived together for 20 years without applying for marriage
at the local office.
That's
called common law marriage.
In my case,
my husband non-reported something to me until we got married.
The fact that he had an enormous debt.
Isn't that a little too heavy a story to say in school?
This guy's head is, more than before
Non-reported!
We should keep up-to-date information about the back of your head non-reported.
What's wrong with the back of my head!?
Sorry.
It's non-reported, so I can't tell you.
Certainly,
there are times when it's better not to know.
Like when my friend spoiled the contents
of the episodes of 25 that I had borrowed to watch.
Normal.
Don't say normal!
I've
been aiding you in your non-reporting, teacher.
You were here?
Yes.
Always.
So that you won't read your letters,
I've been opening them and reading them before throwing them away.
Don't open someone else's mail on your own.
It's okay, since none of them are important.
It's not okay!
I've made up my mind.
Since I don't want anything reported to me anymore,
I shall seek refuge where no signals or newspapers reach,
deep in the mountains where no one lives.
It must be tough for you, Majiru-kun, because teacher is always like this.
I've gotten used to it by now.
I see.
If I go this far,
I shouldn't get reports about anything.
I'm getting a bad premonition.
This is
the knowledge of bugs?
Don't let me know!
Don't let me know even in a place like this!
Bugs!
Hopping catfish
Standing raccoon.
The strange behaviors of animals.
Fleeing mice.
Hopping wild animal.
The peculiarities of sunspots!
Everything is trying to let me know things.
Don't let me know!
This is?
A mystery circle?
A message from space?
Don't let me know!
I want non-reporting!
Non-reporting!
Please!
Really!
The school closing is over,
but since the teacher's gone, there's no way to find out my grades!
What happened to my grades?
It makes me concerned, it makes me concerned.
I want to know, I want to know.
You want to know that badly?
That person might know.
An apartment complex?
There's someone who would know at this place?
Hey miss, have you heard?
Yamaka-san's son dropped out of high school.
My, how horrible.
Sato-san's husband was transferred overseas.
My, how horrible.
Katayama-san's wife is cheating with the laundromat's owner.
My, how horrible.
The woman of the apartment complex knows everything!
Doesn't she just like gossip?
What are the ingredients that make up cement?
Silicic acid (III) calcium, silicic acid (II) calcium, aluminate (III) calcium, iron aluminate (IV) calcium, these 4 things.
No way!
Do you know my grades for this semester?
Modern Japanese 5, old 5, world history 4, Japanese history 5, math 5, science 5, foreign language 5, sports 5, art 5.
Why is just one 4?
How irritating.
I'd prefer it if they were all 4s!
Huh?
You came back from the mountains, teacher?
Since I'm given knowledge everywhere I go, I decided to give up and just know.
Ma'am.
There's something I want to ask you.
I want to know the meaning of the universe!
You want to know?
Here.
What could be down here?
Here.
This is the meaning of the universe.
This is the meaning of the universe!?
It was indeed better not to know.
She knew!
The woman of the apartment complex knew the meaning of the universe!
I want to be like her one day, a woman who knows everything!
Like the whereabouts of pets that haven't managed to be sold!
Good or bad,
I'd rather not know my destiny.
Buy it for me.
Itoshiki-san.
Is he out?
I brought him the meat and potato dish as promised...
So,
this time,
we'll have an ending where everything was a dream.
Teacher.
Dream endings have been forbidden by Tezuka-sensei, so they're no longer allowed.
Really?
That's troublesome.
We've already entered a dream.
This is inside a dream?
Really?
It doesn't really matter, does it?
Who cares.
A Kitsu-san who's not neat and tidy?
You're always so upright, though?
Anything's fine in life.
This is indeed a dream.
Something that is impossible in reality is happening.
That's right.
Since this segment is all a dream,
it's okay no matter what happens!
Even if someone dies,
or if we cross the line of what's allowed
on TV with an ero scene!
Even if the characters suddenly change!
It's okay, because it's within a dream.
Really?
Dream endings are convenient.
Sorry
for being late.
An Usui-kun who is noticeable!
The dream me receives a lot of attention.
Ah, it's Usui-kun.
It's Usui-kun!
Yo.
Usui-san.
Your precious hair is all messed up.
Thank you.
Kimura-san.
That's unfair, Kaere!
That's unfair!
I too want to take care of Usui-kun's...
How could this be!
The dream Usui-kun is explosively popular.
Really,
isn't he an idiot?
Having a dream like that as a supporting character...
No matter what you do, a supporting character is a supporting character.
What if someone watching from the middle confuses this for a delinquent action anime?
Know your place and behave,
you baldie!
A chattering Otonashi-san!
Hey, four eyes.
No one wants to see what's in your dreams.
If you're gonna show it to others, have a more interesting dream!
Just a foul mouth?
Attack!
A Komori-san who plays outside!
Spring...
There are three small birds that pin down a cat.
Three people buried a cottage house.
A normal girl who isn't normal!
She's not normal!
I'm normal!
Even if it's a dream, you are all too much!
Currently,
Shin Osaka
They say that distance makes the heart grow fonder.
Teacher.
I wonder what you're up to right now?
Matoi who is in a long-distance relationship.
Since this is a dream,
let's have a story with a dream!
Teacher.
I made up a story.
If it's from the genius storyteller Kudo-kun, it's sure to be a story with a dream.
I'll tell it only to you, teacher.
One day...
To think that Kudo-kun would tell such a shallow story!
A male high school student breaks both arms,
when he gets an attractive step mother!
Well, in some ways,
it is a story with a dream...
Could you concretely explain what a story with a dream is?
I see.
This is something that really happened.
I won 3000 yen through Lotto 6.
Please don't tell a dreamless story inside a dream.
I won, so how could you say it's dreamless?
Saying that that's a dream is being dreamless.
Do babies...
Do babies dream as well?
They do!
They have unclean dreams!
Of the inheritance from their mother's husband.
Of starring in a Pampers commercial!
Of getting injured while riding a tricycle and receiving huge reparations from the company!
I'm in despair!
I'm in despair even within a dream!
That's my line.
More importantly,
It's completely opposite.
It's a dream.
This world is all inside your dream, right teacher?
In that case,
if you wake up, teacher, we would disappear.
We'll disappear?
I don't want that.
Then shall we get rid of him?
Let's get rid of him.
What are you doing?
If you die in the dream, you'll sleep forever, teacher.
Let's bring him eternal sleep!
Eternal sleep!
Sleep forever!
She's not normal!
This kid!
In order to awaken the one god Meganega-sama,
present the teacher's liver!
Meganega-sama!
Meganega!
The story has begun to break down!
It's indeed a dream.
Eternal sleep!
This is not good.
That's right!
This is the pattern where I wake up right before hitting the ground!
Isn't the end of the dream going to come soon?
My dream has a sequel.
I don't care about knowing about your dream.
Zhuangzi asked,
"What if the me right now
is just a dream that a butterfly is having?"
Likewise,
could it be that the me right now
is a dream being had by the director Hara?
No, what nonsense am I saying.
That's right.
The dream ending,
when is the dream ending coming!
The dream ending,
where is the dream ending?
The ending!
Ending, ending, ending.
Fujiyoshi-san.
There's no ending!
You underestimated the dream ending too much, teacher.
Even if it's a dream ending,
an ending is an ending.
If there is no ending, then you can never wake up.
No!
This is the scary truth of a dream ending!
There was a reason that it was forbidden by god!
Now, the ending!
If you want to wake up, the ending!
The ending!
Hello.
They're muppet puppets.
That's not an ending.
Really, for mackarel, you need to go with Maguro.
That's not an ending.
That's not an ending!
I made a mista-
That's not an ending.
A nightmare that continues forever!
Teacher.
I'm sorry to say,
but this is a dream within a dream.
Do we have to have a 2-leveled ending?
[Hito Nami (CV: Shintani Ryoko)]
(T/N: Japanese term for wisdom teeth)
I had a tooth unknown to my parents, so they had to pull it.
That's too bad.
But,
[Itoshiki Nozomu (CV: Kamiya Hiroshi)]
do your parents know?
I told my father when we were having dinner.
In that case,
it's no longer a tooth unknown to your parents.
[Hito Nami (CV: Yajima Akiko)]
Don't say something so lame!
The meaning behind the tooth unknown to parents was
back when regular lifespans were only about 50 years,
they would come out only after your parents died.
But these days, most parents do know.
But rather than the teeth,
aren't there more serious things that your parents don't know?
Aren't there plenty of things your parents don't know?
[Itoshiki Nozomu (CV: Mizushima Takahiro)]
Although the things unknown Kago-chan's and Tsuji-chan's to parents
have become known to them.
Anyway!
Today, teeth unknown to your parents are known to them!
If you really have teeth unknown to your parents
they must be discovered early and treated early!
You must go to the dentist weekly!
He really goes all out.
I'm in despair!
This society where much more than just teeth are unknown to parents has
left me in despair!
[Kimura Kaere (CV: Inoue Kikuko)]
Things unknown to parents in Japan...
are things like people you hang out with, drugs, or pregnancy, right?
In comparison, the best 3 things that were unknown to parents were
Digging a hole;
meat throwing festival;
and sexual harrassment trial.
Once again,
from what country did you return?
[Kitsu Chiri (CV: Kobayashi Yu)]
If you're gonna talk about this,
[Kitsu Chiri (CV: Kobayashi Yu)]
we should look around the town, teacher.
Now,
let's find things that are unkown to parents.
[Itoshiki Nozomu (CV: Tomokazu Sugita)]
I shouldn't have talked about this in the first place.
Found something unknown to parents!
[Chubby Boy (CV: Matsuki Miyu)]
What !?
You bought that idol seiyuu CD with money you got from your parents for school items.
Do your parents know?
I'm sorry.
Then your parents don't know!
Wait, what are you talking about?
An idol seiyuu CD...
[Kitsu Chiri (CV: Shintani Ryoko)]
Choose certainly whether she's an idol or a seiyuu!
That's what upsets you...
Things like that irritate me!
[Itoshiki Nozomu (CV: Ueda Youji)]
Something else unknown to parents there!
That he's exchanging money,
his parents (master) mustn't know.
They probably know.
No matter how I consider it.
That too.
[Mother (CV: Goto Yuko)]
I got rid of all your dirty comic books.
[Son (CV: Kobayashi Yu)]
Eh?
The murderous feeling the son has towards his parent.
The parent doesn't know.
Teacher.
[Sekiutsu Maria Taro (CV: Tanii Asuka)]
There's something unknown to parents over there, too.
[Itoshiki Nozomu (CV: Sawashiro Miyuki)]
Oh, it's a secret hideout.
[Itoshiki Nozomu (CV: Sawashiro Miyuki)]
How nostalgic.
Certainly, secret hideouts are unknown to parents.
I collected various things unknown to parents.
Oh, Majiru, too.
[Itoshiki Majiru (CV: Matsuki Miyu)]
Yeah.
A curtain that you accidentally burned.
Money you stole from your parent's wallet.
Your character that you use online.
A hole you made with a punch which you covered up with a poster.
Throwing away the side dishes you don't like in your packed lunch at school.
Certainly,
you bring things unknown to parents to the secret hideout.
On top of that,
Maria and Majiru both
don't know their parents.
Don't say something like that while smiling.
This was here, too.
Found it!
My book!
[Fujiyoshi Harumi (CV: Akiko Yajima)]
Wait!
[Fujiyoshi Harumi (CV: Akiko Yajima)]
What are you just taking without asking?
The fact that you draw such things,
your parents don't know, right?
How could my parents know?
Teacher.
In truth...
[Itoshiki Nozomu (CV: Sanada Asami)]
Sorry.
[Itoshiki Nozomu (CV: Sanada Asami)]
This is fine.
It's not something unknown to parents.
They know?
My parents know?
Maria
made a mistake.
Even though you might think that the books and DVDs you put under your bed are unknown to your parents,
most parents do know.
You don't have to worry, teacher.
You were here!?
[Tsunetsuki Matoi (CV: Nonaka Ai)]
That you and I are romantic partners
[Tsunetsuki Matoi (CV: Nonaka Ai)]
was already approved by my mother,
[Tsunetsuki Matoi (CV: Nonaka Ai)]
so it's not something unknown to my parents.
You told that to your parents!?
More importantly, we're not romantic partners!
[Born 9:00 AM]
Then,
[Born 9:00 AM]
Is this also something unknown to parents?
[Kobushi Abiru (CV: Tanii Asuka)]
My parents didn't know
[Kobushi Abiru (CV: Tanii Asuka)]
at what time I was born.
If your parents don't know something you think they should, you end up disappointed.
[Hito Nami (CV: Matsuki Miyu)]
My parents, too
[Hito Nami (CV: Matsuki Miyu)]
Didn't know that Nagoya was in Aichi.
[Itoshiki Nozomu (CV: Kobayashi Yu)]
To think that there are
[Itoshiki Nozomu (CV: Kobayashi Yu)]
so many things unknown to parents!
Excuse me.
Onii-sama.
[Itoshiki Rin (CV: Goto Yuko)]
I believe that the treatment
[Itoshiki Rin (CV: Goto Yuko)]
of your teeth unknown to parents wasn't finished.
I told both father and mother through mail,
so these are no longer teeth unknown to parents!
Do you really think that they would listen to something so beneficial to you, onii-sama?
Neither of them know yet.
[Unopened]
Not at all.
Unknown to his parents.
No good.
That's no good.
[Kitsu Chiri (CV: Sanada Asami)]
If it's something unknown to your parents,
you should treat it properly.
Let's pull it.
Let's pull it!
[Itoshiki Nozomu (CV: Nonaka Ai)]
No!
[Itoshiki Nozomu (CV: Nonaka Ai)]
I don't want my teeth pulled!
Teacher!
[Fuura Kafuka (P.N)(CV: Inoue Marina)]
If you tell your parents,
[Fuura Kafuka (P.N)(CV: Inoue Marina)]
they'll no longer be unknown to your parents
[Fuura Kafuka (P.N)(CV: Inoue Marina)]
so you can avoid getting them treated.
I see.
I'll tell them.
We cannot come to the phone right now,
They won't answer!
I'll pull them!
Have mercy!
[Kimura Kaere (CV: Tomokazu Sugita)]
Wait a minute!
[Kimura Kaere (CV: Tomokazu Sugita)]
I'll sue!
Teacher.
There are plenty of other ways to let them know.
Classified Ad I have teeth unknown to parents. Nozomu
I have teeth unknown to parents.
[Itoshiki Nozomu (CV: Shintani Ryoko)]
I don't think it got to them yet!
It's alright.
[Fuura Kafuka (P.N)(CV: Inoue Kikuko)]
It'll get to them if you do it there!
I have teeth unknown to parents. Nozomu
Father!
Mother!
Are you watching!?
I have teeth unknown to parents!
Let them travel to his parents.
Teacher's thoughts!
Showa '83.
The Tokyo University disputes were still ongoing.
[Tokita (CV: Kamiya Hiroshi)]
Sir.
[Tokita (CV: Kamiya Hiroshi)]
Here's your morning paper.
[Itoshiki Rin (CV: Kamiya Hiroshi)]
Looks like it hasn't gotten to them yet.
In the end, [Fujiyoshi Harumi (CV: Kamiya Hiroshi)]
what happened to
[Fujiyoshi Harumi (CV: Kamiya Hiroshi)]
teacher's teeth unknown to his parents?
[Kitsu Chiri (CV: Kamiya Hiroshi)]
I don't know.
There's no need to pull your teeth unknown to parents if there are no particular problems.
I came to participate in the background music.
Marionette.
Marionette!
Teacher's pet.
Teacher's pet!
Marionette.
Marionette!
Teacher's pet. I'm a marionette.
Marionette!
Teacher's pet.
Teacher's pet!
Marionette.
Marionette!
Teacher's pet. I'm a marionette.
I'm Romeo.
You are Juliet.
Teacher's pet. Teacher's pet.
Wind-up mechanized Grand Guignol.
A loving mind is violet.
When you lose the freedom of your heart,
it's a philosophy of pleasure.
Teacher's pet. Teacher's pet.
Kinsaku City
There's nothing as painful in this world as Kinsaku City
I have to burn down Kinsaku City.
I have to burn it down for the insurance.
If even one column is left standing, it might not count.
I have to properly burn it completely.
Resolved that I can live no more, I set fire to Kinsaku City.
Huge flames fly up.
Those flames take Egawa's luxurious house...
"I should live," I thought.